Happy Tell a Joke Day!

Yes…there is even a Tell a Joke Day and why not? Laughter is healthy for your body so let's begin the fun. I'll tell you a joke, then you post a joke in the comments section. But….let's keep the jokes clean! Please?

I read this joke in the Reader's Digest:

Steve, a lonely bachelor, wants some company, so he buys a centipede and a small box for it to live in. That evening he decides to go out.

"Want to grab a drink?" he asks the centipede. But there's no answer from the box. A few minutes later, he aska again–still no reply. Finally, he hollers, "Hey! Do you want to get a drink?"

"I hear you the first time!" says a small, irritated voice. "I'm putting on my shoes!"

Now it is your turn! Post a joke in the comments. Let's see how many we can collect.

Blessings,

Sue

5 thoughts on “Happy Tell a Joke Day!

  1. Cristena

    I don’t know how much of a joke this is.. so I will post a joke too.. but I thought this was darn funny!

    This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.

    He immediately phoned the police, who asked “Is someone in your house?” and George said no and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.

    George said, “Okay,” hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

    “Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now because I’ve just shot them all.”

    Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

    One of the policemen said to George: “I thought you said that you’d shot them!”

    George said, “I thought you said there was nobody available!”

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  2. Cristena

    There were three men on a hill with their watches.

    The first man threw his watch down the hill and it broke.

    The second man threw his watch down the hill and it broke.

    The third man threw his watch down the hill, walked all the way to the bottom, and caught it.

    The other two men were puzzled and asked the third man how he did it.

    The third man said, “Easy. My watch is 5 minutes slow!”

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  3. Cristena

    Someone saw a blonde eating a Tootsie Roll Pop and asked her, “So, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll – Tootsie Pop?”

    Without a thought, the blonde replied, “Beats me, but it took almost the whole day just to lick through the wrapper.”

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  4. Cristena

    okay okay this is the last one I promise 🙂 but I had to share this one.. it is one of my favorites 🙂

    There was a family that had a parrot that was always embarrassing them by cussing and other stuff like that.

    So one day the boy took the parrot and stuck him in the freezer.Two hours later the squawking stopped.

    The kid checked the freezer and the parrot said, “Okay I’ll stop cussing, but I have one question”.

    The boy said, “What”?

    The Parrot asks, “What did the turkey do”???

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