Yes…there is even a Tell a Joke Day and why not? Laughter is healthy for your body so let's begin the fun. I'll tell you a joke, then you post a joke in the comments section. But….let's keep the jokes clean! Please?
I read this joke in the Reader's Digest:
Steve, a lonely bachelor, wants some company, so he buys a centipede and a small box for it to live in. That evening he decides to go out.
"Want to grab a drink?" he asks the centipede. But there's no answer from the box. A few minutes later, he aska again–still no reply. Finally, he hollers, "Hey! Do you want to get a drink?"
"I hear you the first time!" says a small, irritated voice. "I'm putting on my shoes!"
Now it is your turn! Post a joke in the comments. Let's see how many we can collect.