{"id":1237,"date":"2013-08-16T11:00:02","date_gmt":"2013-08-16T19:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soggystamper.com\/?p=1237"},"modified":"2013-08-16T06:21:31","modified_gmt":"2013-08-16T14:21:31","slug":"happy-national-tell-a-joke-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.soggystamper.com\/site\/happy-national-tell-a-joke-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy National Tell A Joke Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yes, believe it or not, there is a National Tell A Joke Day<\/strong>. Given the state of the economy and all the grim news spewed forth in our newspapers, we do need a day to remind everyone to tell jokes and laugh. Without further ado, here is my joke:<\/p>\n

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. “Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mp
\nh, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this,” and pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”
\nThe old gentleman paused. Then he said, “Years ago, my wife
\nran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.”<\/p>\n

“Have a good day, sir,” replied the trooper.<\/h5>\n

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Now it is your turn<\/strong>. Copy and paste a joke into the comment section so we all can enjoy a good laugh.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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